I am currently eating my last can of chicken and stars soup...how sad is that? I love them so much and now they are gone...I think I might cry.
So I was thinking they have pop vending machines...why don't they have soup vending machines? C'mon don't you think it would catch on. I mean gosh...you are hungry - hit the nearest soup machine and save the hassel of going to the store...Thats an idea! I should patent that! I could make millions of dollars selling soup. I mean really - you can rent DVD's at some McDonalds! What about my soup!?!?! Doesn't anyone else see the need for this?!?!
Imagine for a moment - You are walking down the side walk with tree quarters in your pocket and find a shiny quarter on the gound and you are thinking - MAN I'm HUNGRY - but all I have is four lousy quarters with the one I just found...what will that buy? SOUP MACHINE TO THE RESCUE! (*Like ready to eat soup that comes out in like 20 oz bottles already warm. Stores them and warms them up instantly when you buy it.) Its better for you than pop, more filling and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Pop just makes you more thirsty and on top of that - now you have the burps - thanks all in part to the pop machine!
I'm telling you - Its going to be the newest CRAZ! Just wait and see - and remember - You heard it HERE first!
*Added per suggestions from Shannon and Sarah to help clarify.