I got the following in an e-mail today. I thought that I would post it here because it is just that cute. I am a Christain. Having said that - read below:
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother .
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
There are 3 good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence - 3 good arguments that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
That is just too cute! Hope you all enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day!
Friday, December 16, 2005
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Thanksgiving
Ok - So I am a little behind but here goes....
For my Thanksgiving I went to Brandt to have Thanksgiving dinner with my mom's family. It was a good time...it usually is with those people. There was approx 70 of us there. At Christmas there will be even more people! We had a wonderful dinner and thanks to Randee we were able to stay at the Comfort Inn in Watertown. When we go to the motel the kids wanted to go swimming - us big kids too - that is always fun.
After we all went to bed...the phone rings. Its Randee. She is in town visiting her boyfriend - Eric's family. Her and Eric are hanging out with two of Eric's friends - Jon and BJ. Well they invite me to come hang out with them. A crazy twist was that I already knew Jon. I met him when went to school at DSU...so that was a little unexpected.
Then on Friday...we went to visit my Grandma in the Nursing Home. That was pretty tough but she was actually doing pretty well. She was able to talk to us and carry on a semi-conversation.
Next came the shopping. We went to Super Walmart and got almost all our Christmas shopping done!! Yay for us!!
All in all it was a good Thanksgiving!
For my Thanksgiving I went to Brandt to have Thanksgiving dinner with my mom's family. It was a good time...it usually is with those people. There was approx 70 of us there. At Christmas there will be even more people! We had a wonderful dinner and thanks to Randee we were able to stay at the Comfort Inn in Watertown. When we go to the motel the kids wanted to go swimming - us big kids too - that is always fun.
After we all went to bed...the phone rings. Its Randee. She is in town visiting her boyfriend - Eric's family. Her and Eric are hanging out with two of Eric's friends - Jon and BJ. Well they invite me to come hang out with them. A crazy twist was that I already knew Jon. I met him when went to school at DSU...so that was a little unexpected.
Then on Friday...we went to visit my Grandma in the Nursing Home. That was pretty tough but she was actually doing pretty well. She was able to talk to us and carry on a semi-conversation.
Next came the shopping. We went to Super Walmart and got almost all our Christmas shopping done!! Yay for us!!
All in all it was a good Thanksgiving!
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